How to ruin orgasm when they make you the best cunnilingus

Sometimes, sex is funny … Tod @ s, in one way or another, we have ruined some erotic situation in a funny way; we fall while we undress, the twin climbs when we do the cowgirl or we hit our head against the wall in the moment of greatest excitement. In many occasions, these small accidents are the result of an excess of passion (or drinks!). But, there is a case in which the comedy is mixed with the frustration of not consummating a great orgasm as a couple: and the better a cunnilingus is, the worse are the past that oral pleasure can play. Not?

The 5 ways to ruin the best cunnilingus

These are the people and anecdotes that have been sent to us. If you overcome these catastrophes, do not hesitate to leave a comment below.

5 Flowy pleasures and pyramid asphyxiation

Lucia went from being about to have the greatest orgasm of her life, to take the car keys to take her boy to the hospital. And it is that the poor almost choked when a fine hair of pubic hair mixed with …

Yes girls. We must bear in mind that our partner may not know how to deal with excess fluids that, on the other hand, reflects how well he is doing. So, we can contemplate the possibility of stopping, laughing and kissing you for the effort.

4 Electrical excitation

When oral sex is so good that our back arches and our muscles tense just a little before reaching that wonderful point of no return; and we bite our lips, and everything seems to end in a wonderful burst of pleasure, visualizing stars … Zas !, we crashed against that painful cramp that causes us a stupid nervous laugh that, halfway to frustration, also just mosque our partner. No, you have not done anything wrong. On the contrary … It is what Ana said in tears to her partner. Of course, he confesses that he does not know very well if he cried for muscle pain or for having lost that moment …

3 Anti-climax nose

Another Ana writes telling us that her girlfriend wanted to ease her constipated discomfort with her “wonderful oral art.” So he put his tongue to the work to show his affection, when he realized that his partner was “bent with laughter, trying to reach a clínex to dry his chin of fluids … nasal!". Sometimes, not even the best sex relieves congestion.

2 When it is not the vagina that speaks

Eva, from Gijón, discovered that he was lactose intolerant, when Carlos (his lifelong partner) was doing a sublime cunnilingus, until he noticed a slight reverberation on his chin … And, even the most elegant women can have physical reactions (not to mention windiness), after the intake of dairy products.

1 Liquid joys

On different occasions we have defended the naturalness and morbidity of squirting. But when it comes to oral sex, our partner may not agree. Of course, we do not think it is a reason for rupture, as happened to Susana, a follower of Volonté. To her, we answered the following: Humor is as integral and indispensable part of our lives as sex is. So let's accept that one can absorb the other, laughing or putting on the face of greater concentration by having the funniest orgasm.